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About the game
A retro platformer about an old man who collects blue pills amidst urban dangers and bird poop in a desperate effort to reach his girlfriend before he is himself reached by the ever-approaching Grim Reaper.
Bernie Needs Love
where to buy cheaper: prices at 2 stores, Steam RU and KZ
Protomni Multimedia · released 21 August 2015 · Steam 100 % positive
All-time low: 171 ₽ · Donatella · 28 October 2026 · price history
The Steam wallet is topped up through top-up services: their fee is already included in the true price above.
Steam account region
Russia
Kazakhstan- ОС *: Windows 7 or later
- Процессор: Dual-core Intel i3 or similar
- Оперативная память: 2 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: Any GPU compatible with OpenGL ES 2.0
- DirectX: версии 9.0c
- Место на диске: 500 MB
- Рекомендованные:
- ОС *: Windows 7 or later
- Процессор: Dual-core Intel i5 or similar
- Оперативная память: 4 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: Any GPU compatible with OpenGL ES 2.0
- DirectX: версии 9.0c
- Место на диске: 1 GB
No separately priced editions or DLC at the stores yet.
The company is named on the site, there is an offer agreement, Russian cards or SBP are accepted, and we found no systematic complaints about undelivered goods.
This is an observation based on public data, not a guarantee.
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Reputation: averageCompany details or the offer agreement are not disclosed, or the item is sold by a third-party seller. We found no systematic complaints, but check the key region and refund terms before buying.
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Reputation: lowThere are systematic complaints about undelivered keys or account bans. If you buy here, keep the receipt and correspondence.
This is an observation based on public data, not a guarantee.
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Offers
| Store | Listing type | Activation region | Payment | Price | True price | Updated | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Donatella Standard Edition | Ключ Steam |
Global |
СБП
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171 ₽ | 171 ₽ | 2 days ago | Go to store |
| Steam Россия Standard Edition | to your library |
РФ и СНГ |
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|
79 ₽ | 85 ₽ incl. 7 % top-up fee | 1 hour ago | On Steam |
True price includes the top-up fee and the exchange rate, so you compare like with like.
Price history
- Stores, best price
- Steam Russia incl. top-up
We have been collecting prices for this game since 23 October 2026, so the lines are still almost flat: the history will become clearer in a couple of weeks.
Prices as a table
| When | Stores, best price | Steam Russia incl. top-up |
|---|---|---|
| 26 October 2026, 00:50 | 171 ₽ | 85 ₽ |
| 23 October 2026, 02:24 | — | 85 ₽ |
| 23 October 2026, 00:09 | — | 85 ₽ |
How to buy from Russia
FAQ
Where is Bernie Needs Love cheapest right now?
As a key at Donatella for 171 ₽, activating on a Russian account. On Steam for Russia, including the wallet top-up fee, it comes to 85 ₽.
Can Bernie Needs Love be activated in Russia?
Yes. The game is sold on Russian Steam, and keys with the “Russia & CIS” and “Global” regions activate on a Russian account.
When was Bernie Needs Love at its lowest price?
The all-time low for keys is 171 ₽: Donatella, 28.10.2026.